he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just puked most of my soul out..
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