Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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