I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
sex in a hospital.. check
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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