sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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