We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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