You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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