Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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