Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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