Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
it's like iHOP with fire
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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