glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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