Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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