So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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