The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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