is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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