It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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