He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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