You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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