Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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