I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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