My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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