Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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