Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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