My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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