you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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