ugly people sure do ruin things
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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