I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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Alive.
So much puke
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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