My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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