ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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