I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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