Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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