you would pick up someone in the library
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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