pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I have aggressive nipples.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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