What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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