walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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