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I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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