is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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