I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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