i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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