I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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