we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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