The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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