you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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