I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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