So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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