How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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