that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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