Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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