why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
not ubering you a puppy
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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