she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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