her vagine was all disorganized.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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