Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
You coming home soon, man?
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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